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Old 01-02-2004, 07:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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If you were a F/A what airline would you work for?
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The way the indusrty is now, my choices for U.S. carriers are:

1. Southwest
2. Alaska
3. Frontier
4. Jet Blue

I started flying in 1980 for Ozark which I loved, we unfortuantly merged in 1986 with TWA which I never cared for. Had enough of TWA and Carl Ichan by 1992 left had the weekend off and stated training for USAir now US Airways. Now it looks like I'll be wearing shorts and tennis shoes by the end of the summer flying for my first choice above.

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Old 01-03-2004, 10:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Southwest of course!
Reason?
Two words- Job security!
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Southwest of course!
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I'd also work with them because I'm a smart azz...and their FA's are pretty funny.
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Old 01-22-2004, 08:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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if i was a flight attendant i would work 4 singapore airlines beacause of thier outstanding reputation as asia's leading airline. Singapore airlines has the best uniform its not like any other airline, its simple yet very beatiful. The uniform is not tight or nothing. They dont wear high heal, they just wear slippers and they are so beatiful. Singapore airlines has the most Prestigious training facility. Did u know that they make their flight attendants learn how to walk and talk properly. They say that singapore airlines flight attendant, when they give you a blanket they dont hand it to u they open it and put it onto you. This is why i chose singapore airlines.
You couldn't be a flight attendant. In fact you can't be let onto an airplane alone, as apparently you have no clue where you are. Airlines also like to hire people that can actually use words correctly. Finally, would wearing high heels make a difference to you, a male? Is their something you would like to tell us?

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if i was a flight attendant i would work 4 singapore airlines beacause of thier outstanding reputation as asia's leading airline. Singapore airlines has the best uniform its not like any other airline, its simple yet very beatiful. The uniform is not tight or nothing. They dont wear high heal, they just wear slippers and they are so beatiful. Singapore airlines has the most Prestigious training facility. Did u know that they make their flight attendants learn how to walk and talk properly. They say that singapore airlines flight attendant, when they give you a blanket they dont hand it to u they open it and put it onto you. This is why i chose singapore airlines.
Don't make me puke.
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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I'd also work with them because I'm a smart azz...and their FA's are pretty funny.

Quite true...

But has anyone heard of that lawsuit against a flight attendant who said the "Eenie meenie" rhyme because some Afro-Am passengers were offended?
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biotch thats why my dog ****ed your old bag last night mother fukker. Betta watch your back!! cause one of these days you smart [email protected]# mouth will get you jump little wangsta betta watch it. BIOTCH
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biotch thats why my dog ****ed your old bag last night mother fukker. Betta watch your back!! cause one of these days you smart [email protected]# mouth will get you jump little wangsta betta watch it. BIOTCH

Ah ha ha ha, how pleasently delightful! A complete ruch of absoulute rubbish just to show how immature you are. I seriously doubt you would come to ABQ to just shoot me or whatever you want. Perhaps after you stop throwing your little f'it and are done crying perhaps you would like to make a civilized response in which I could understand any of your delightfully, "ghettolicious" phrases.
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Old 01-24-2004, 09:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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im sorry, but i dont know what your talking about. I did not write such things, you must have been mistaking me 4 sum one else.
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im sorry, but i dont know what your talking about. I did not write such things, you must have been mistaking me 4 sum one else.
excuse yourself, ******ing liar.
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Old 01-24-2004, 10:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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im sorry, but i dont know what your talking about. I did not write such things, you must have been mistaking me 4 sum one else.
Ahahahaha! How delightfully mellow and completely refreshing! Deleting what you said and then pretending to be someone else! Oh this is indeed quite an extravegant play on words! Of course you wrote those phrases and don't bother trying to shift the blame that someone else is using your name because that is bull****, you know it, I know it, we all know it. But please, continue on with your childhood fantasies for they are quite funny and pathetically sad. Any reply from you will tend to be idiotic and completely immature which I get great enjoyment out of reading!
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is that why your lazy fat *** killed all the irags? lolz ahahahaha
aye i know sumthing last night i saw a ugly *** mother ****en women and she looked like your mom. My dog came out and stuck his **** up your old *** mother ***. OOOOOOOOOOOO **** im sorry you dont have a mom she died last night cause she had hiv. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIOTCH. You guys are on sum kind of weed nigga. You all are hella gay. Hey gay *** why wont you and your lesbo mother both go to east 14 th st and make sum money. Now wut mother ****er!!!!!!!!!!! Whos gay? Jetsetter. Hes so gay that when he went to a gay convention they said sorry no proffesional. YOU GAY *** BIOTCH . **** i almost forgot about your tranny dad. He is such a tranny now i know that gayness does run in your family biotch. No wut say sumthing. Wut i thought you scared *** biotch.
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is that why your lazy fat *** killed all the irags? lolz ahahahaha
aye i know sumthing last night i saw a ugly *** mother ****en women and she looked like your mom. My dog came out and stuck his **** up your old *** mother ***. OOOOOOOOOOOO **** im sorry you dont have a mom she died last night cause she had hiv. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIOTCH. You guys are on sum kind of weed nigga. You all are hella gay. Hey gay *** why wont you and your lesbo mother both go to east 14 th st and make sum money. Now wut mother ****er!!!!!!!!!!! Whos gay? Jetsetter. Hes so gay that when he went to a gay convention they said sorry no proffesional. YOU GAY *** BIOTCH . **** i almost forgot about your tranny dad. He is such a tranny now i know that gayness does run in your family biotch. No wut say sumthing. Wut i thought you scared *** biotch.
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is that why your lazy fat *** killed all the irags? lolz ahahahaha
aye i know sumthing last night i saw a ugly *** mother ****en women and she looked like your mom. My dog came out and stuck his **** up your old *** mother ***. OOOOOOOOOOOO **** im sorry you dont have a mom she died last night cause she had hiv. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIOTCH. You guys are on sum kind of weed nigga. You all are hella gay. Hey gay *** why wont you and your lesbo mother both go to east 14 th st and make sum money. Now wut mother ****er!!!!!!!!!!! Whos gay? Jetsetter. Hes so gay that when he went to a gay convention they said sorry no proffesional. YOU GAY *** BIOTCH . **** i almost forgot about your tranny dad. He is such a tranny now i know that gayness does run in your family biotch. No wut say sumthing. Wut i thought you scared *** biotch.
How could I be scared of someone who can't be let out of their house unsupervised. I'm also not homosexual, and please stop steyreotyping as there are member who are 'opting for an alternate lifestyle'. I'd also like to ask you to refrain from insulting my mom as she is in the hospital right now and has been for the last four days.

Overall I can't wait for the reply to this post as I hope it will be as hysterical as this one was.

(A final note, could you please cut down on the profanity as all those stars don't make your writing look good.)
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fine i"ll stop ****. You will have to 2 ,aight?
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fine i"ll stop ****. You will have to 2 ,aight?
Ah, the sweet taste of victory. Before you stop all together could you tell me why that on each of your names you have different dates of birth? You couldn't possibly be born in 1975, 1985, and 1990. Also, do you know what an ICAO code is? Apparently not as LHR isn't an ICAO. Try EGLL.
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I just found this!!! It was in the San Francisco Times personal ads.
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I just found this!!! It was in the San Francisco Times personal ads.
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o yeah i hope sum thing happens to her lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!. BYE BYE ORPHEN

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o yeah i hope sum thing happens to her lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!. BYE BYE ORPHEN

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Chicken was right. There should be urine drug testing at all public and private schools in the continental U.S.
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Someone needs to take their medication...
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lyke your mom cause shes in the hospital call me when the day comes
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Wow... You actually have a picture of a dildo on your hard drive?!?! Either that, you actually took the time to look for one. Don't I feel special?
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wow i know you lyke to suck on them.
and you dads **** too. if he has one.
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lyke your mom cause shes in the hospital call me when the day comes
Your sick, even though I hate you I wouldn't wish your parents dead.
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wow i know you lyke to suck on them.
and you dads **** too. if he has one.
I bet "you dads" has to wear one, 'cause he doesn't have. Since you're from SFO (aka "LHR"), you gotta be gay. The credence of you having pictures of dildos proves that you're a f**cking queer. Also, you have this fetish of imagining yourself as a female Singapore flight attendent backs it up. Also, bashing others on the account of that they're gay, only proves that you yourself, is gay. Go home and suck on your dad's d!ck!...Oops, I meant "lollipop" you queer a$$h0le.
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only a gay guy would say things lyke that. Watch. I Bet THAT YOUR dad didnt even ****ed your mom to have you he maybe had ****ed a donkey cause your gay *** really does look lyke a gay dad/donkey

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Yeah... You actually did say you're gay. And I guess you are right... Only a gay guy would say things like they're gay...

Even Jimbo has more sense than you.
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only a gay guy would say things lyke that. Watch. I Bet THAT YOUR dad didnt even ****ed your mom to have you he maybe had ****ed a donkey cause your gay *** really does look lyke a gay dad/donkey

Whoa The power of the "Edit" and "Delete" buttons, eh? 2 minutes to think of that?

A$$hole... Don't have to be so fricking explicit!!! I really don't want to hear the story of how you came to be.
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im hella tired fighting about wuts true anout gay peeplz. im not gonna waste money talking to gay peoplez and wuts true about them and their family
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im hella tired fighting about wuts true anout gay peeplz. im not gonna waste money talking to gay peoplez and wuts true about them and their family

Taca, you don't have to be ashamed about being gay. I know that your kind will come to an end when Bush get's his second term. I do apologize...

Come to think of it, that's nasty, ANIME'!!!

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is that why your lazy fat *** killed all the irags? lolz ahahahaha
aye i know sumthing last night i saw a ugly *** mother ****en women and she looked like your mom. My dog came out and stuck his **** up your old *** mother ***. OOOOOOOOOOOO **** im sorry you dont have a mom she died last night cause she had hiv. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIOTCH. You guys are on sum kind of weed nigga. You all are hella gay. Hey gay *** why wont you and your lesbo mother both go to east 14 th st and make sum money. Now wut mother ****er!!!!!!!!!!! Whos gay? Jetsetter. Hes so gay that when he went to a gay convention they said sorry no proffesional. YOU GAY *** BIOTCH . **** i almost forgot about your tranny dad. He is such a tranny now i know that gayness does run in your family biotch. No wut say sumthing. Wut i thought you scared *** biotch.
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