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Old 06-06-2008, 02:35 PM   #1
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I love it! Derrie-Air - Pack Less. Weigh Less. Pay Less.
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:01 PM   #2
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What amenities will your jets offer?

First of all there will be no class distinctions inside of a Derrie-Air jet. Every passenger will be treated like royalty. Every seat will be first class. There will simply be too many extras and treats on our flights to list here, but highlights will include: gorgeous air hosts and hostesses, golden-age Rat Pack films, top-shelf vodka Martinis, on-demand video blackjack, spacious private washrooms outfitted with porcelain fixtures and gilded faucets, gourmet snacks, on-board masseuses, loofah scrubs and, of course, digital cable!
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:38 PM   #3
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As I weigh little, I'll be fine!!


Just think, if you fly with the for your holidays, you will have extra incentive to go on a diet beforehand!!


Talking of trees, we live next to a busyish road, but we have 6 trees in our front garden beside the road, so we've been unwittingly doing our bit for YEARS!!
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Gotta love the livery!!
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:47 PM   #5
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Gotta love the livery!!
Surely woodland greens would have been better??

'Sherwood Forest' livery!
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Built in the '80s to a 1960s design, this is a plane that first turned up for work when Prime Minister Harold Wilson wore a Gannex raincoat and the first coat of paint was still wet on Coronation Street.
But when the daily remit is multiple short hops between tiny bumpy strips in a climate that flickers from the blustery to the apocalyptic, this sturdy little craft is hard to beat.'
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