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06-04-2008, 11:15 AM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
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How Big Is Your Belch?
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06-04-2008, 08:21 PM
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El Jefe Grande
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
When is Carbon Fart day, so we can calculate the size of our fart?
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06-04-2008, 08:33 PM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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 That number for me would be right off the chart!!!  btw, did ya click on Calculate, take the test and find out how big your belch is? Jo  |
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06-05-2008, 12:04 AM
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El Jefe Grande
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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Your Carbon Belch: Your one-day Carbon Belch has been calculated at: 3341 pounds of CO2. Nice job! (The average American's belch is 41 pounds.) Thanks to you, we have calculated a cumulative total of 109,553,505 pounds of CO2 set to be released on Carbon Belch Day. The good news is I sell carbon offsets. They sell for $1.39 a pound, but for DAC forum members I will give a 20% discount. PM me for my mailing address to send checks. I also will take PayPal. Minimum 100 pound purchase. Just think about how you will contribution to improving the environment by purchasing Tupi carbon offsets.
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06-05-2008, 10:31 PM
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Setting The Pace
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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06-05-2008, 11:28 PM
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Insane Collector
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
Nice.
I have 64 pounds CO2, what do I reduce? I recycle, have all renewable energy house, and only drive 5 miles on a bus... Who in the heck does more to reduce their carbon fart than that? Certainly not the average american...
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06-06-2008, 12:01 AM
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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06-06-2008, 05:36 AM
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Salmon!
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
One of the reasons why I only fly when I have too.
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'Up close, the Britten Norman Islander has the air of a relic from a bygone era, but it is precisely that. Built in the '80s to a 1960s design, this is a plane that first turned up for work when Prime Minister Harold Wilson wore a Gannex raincoat and the first coat of paint was still wet on Coronation Street. But when the daily remit is multiple short hops between tiny bumpy strips in a climate that flickers from the blustery to the apocalyptic, this sturdy little craft is hard to beat.' |
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06-06-2008, 05:42 AM
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Salmon!
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
49! I'm gutted - I'll obviously have to switch this computer off more often.
I have to admit, I liked the question 'Go boating' Well, yes, I do, but I ROW, so, I put, no, unless they mean when I fart I don't even drive, loosely on medical grounds. I suppose that when I take the train, all that leccy in the catenary must contribute something. 25 Kv you know, so I'd guess so!  Oh yes and don't get me started on the BU*ES!! If there was transport in hell, then it would have to be a BUS!! At least I get it free though. GO COWS!! You do realise don't you that that cow picture would make a really great avatar! I like the fact that it has it's tongue out as if to say 'Ha ha, look at you!!'.
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'Up close, the Britten Norman Islander has the air of a relic from a bygone era, but it is precisely that. Built in the '80s to a 1960s design, this is a plane that first turned up for work when Prime Minister Harold Wilson wore a Gannex raincoat and the first coat of paint was still wet on Coronation Street. But when the daily remit is multiple short hops between tiny bumpy strips in a climate that flickers from the blustery to the apocalyptic, this sturdy little craft is hard to beat.' Last edited by Roarer; 06-06-2008 at 07:17 AM. |
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06-06-2008, 10:19 AM
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The Heavy One
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada, Eh? Trijets & Landors 4 EVER
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
Age Is Catching Up To Me I'm Afraid. My Burbs Farts Are Embarrasingly Shameful These Days By Comparison To My 20s And 30s.
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06-06-2008, 11:28 AM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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Now I don't feel so bad about my score of 66.  |
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06-06-2008, 11:31 AM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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That picture is hilarious!!! Gives a whole new meaning to "afterburner"! Jo  Last edited by yyzjo777; 06-06-2008 at 11:41 AM. |
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06-06-2008, 11:34 AM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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Damn the television question ... |
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06-06-2008, 12:09 PM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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Gently down the stream. Pull the plug and watch your boat Become a submarine. Row, Row, Row your boat, Smile and pull the plug. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug. (sorry, I'm a bit more warped than usual today - blame Google!). |
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06-06-2008, 12:51 PM
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El Jefe Grande
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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06-06-2008, 12:56 PM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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How many beers and cigars? |
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06-06-2008, 03:03 PM
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Salmon!
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
I think people will answer yes to everything to see how high they can get it to go just for fun.
As for beer - I've been cutting back on my ale consuption of late. And I was never stupid enough to start smoking at school.
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'Up close, the Britten Norman Islander has the air of a relic from a bygone era, but it is precisely that. Built in the '80s to a 1960s design, this is a plane that first turned up for work when Prime Minister Harold Wilson wore a Gannex raincoat and the first coat of paint was still wet on Coronation Street. But when the daily remit is multiple short hops between tiny bumpy strips in a climate that flickers from the blustery to the apocalyptic, this sturdy little craft is hard to beat.' |
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06-06-2008, 11:50 PM
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Setting The Pace
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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Sorry I was a bad student and didn't take the test. When I saw your topic and Tupo's first reply, I started laughing. A laugh well needed.
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06-07-2008, 12:04 PM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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Steve ... there's nothing like a great laugh when life is becoming negative and just too damn serious!, when people are pissing you off, etc. Sometimes it's great to just sit back and watch a really goofy/immature/sexual innuendo comedy movie and laugh your head off! Jo |
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06-09-2008, 12:44 AM
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Setting The Pace
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06-09-2008, 01:21 AM
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Loquacious Jo, Rare Bird
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
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Must be something in the water here. Some really nutty movies that make me laugh also - Porky's, Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, Police Academy, Scary Movie (my favourite is part 2), Hot Shots, Spy Hard, etc. Could go on and on here! Jo Last edited by yyzjo777; 06-09-2008 at 01:23 AM. |
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06-09-2008, 08:43 PM
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Setting The Pace
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Re: How Big Is Your Belch?
Jo-Anne,
Some of the best actors, actresses and bands have come from Canada. To be sure, I've truly enjoyed their performances over the years. Athough not a comedy, 'Narrow Margin' (1989) was one of the best modern day thrillers I've seen. The lead star for the movie's setting goes to the suspenseful train ride in Canada's beautiful coastal mountains of Vancouver. Must see movie.
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