Coconut Tree

24r · 05-11-2008, 09:45 PM

So which animal will you be?

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . .. .

Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.

Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year

Roarer · 05-11-2008, 10:24 PM

Yes, I couldn't read the entire thing so only saw the beginning. I was reading it thinking
'Where has the banana come from, it's meant to be a coconut tree! Is there both a coconut AND a Banana tree?? where is this going here?? this isn't very clear so far ....

1:200Freak · 05-11-2008, 11:12 PM

I guess there some be some psychological explanation for this why the mind focused on the banana, and not the coconut..The focus turned on the animals and not the object in question.

Something similar to the being asked which sentence is correct? "The yolk of the egg is white??" or "The yolk of the egg are white?"
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Obviously neither the yolk of the egg is yellow

C-Rex · 05-12-2008, 05:49 AM

When I lived in the Philippines in the 90's, We had thousands of coconut trees and bananatrees at our backyard, so I was like, What banana on a coconut tree ? Ofcourse it could work out, if it was a mutated tree. lol..

Roarer · 05-12-2008, 07:54 AM

Or the bananas could just have been carefully placed on top of the coconuts beforehand specially and was actually some sort of test.

I'll get me coat.

GliderPilot · 05-12-2008, 07:57 AM

I was thinking of being a lion and eating the squirrell, chimp and then the giraffe. Never gave a thought to the fruit. What does that say about me?

Roarer · 05-12-2008, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GliderPilot


	I was thinking of being a lion and eating the squirrell, chimp and then the giraffe. Never gave a thought to the fruit. What does that say about me?

With all that red meat, you seriously need to look at your diet!

GliderPilot · 05-12-2008, 08:02 AM

I'm a lion, we don't do salads!

yyzjo777 · 05-12-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GliderPilot


	Never gave a thought to the fruit. What does that say about me?

Says you're not fruity? (hehe).

(sorry, couldn't resist!).

Guess I'm in major need of a vacation because I was thinking that the squirrel might already be up in the tree but the giraffe is tall and could lean forward to bite the banana .... no innuendo there, eh?

Jo

Roarer · 05-12-2008, 11:22 AM

I don't know what you mean, please explain

Actually Glider, yes, you can eat the Squirrell as long as it's one of the bloody grey ones.

I love reds.

1:200Freak · 05-12-2008, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roarer


	Or the bananas could just have been carefully placed on top of the coconuts beforehand specially and was actually some sort of test. .

Quote:

Originally Posted by yyzjo777


	the giraffe is tall and could lean forward to bite the banana .... no innuendo there, eh?

Enough Innuendo already!

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yyzjo777 · 05-12-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roarer


	I don't know what you mean, please explain

What do you need explaining ... "fruity" or biting the banana ... or both?

Roarer · 05-13-2008, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yyzjo777


	What do you need explaining ... "fruity" or biting the banana ... or both?

Hmmm, where to start?!

gospodin · 05-13-2008, 12:40 AM

This is a pretty funny thread, what with all the fruity banter and banana biting, squirrel bashing and messed-up eggs. Definitely off-topic. The banana on the coconuts was a classic! In school, I got hit by a soccer ball in the family jewels, they kind of resembled that.....

Roarer · 05-13-2008, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gospodin


	The banana on the coconuts was a classic! In school, I got hit by a soccer ball in the family jewels, they kind of resembled that.....

Why, what do they look like now??

Actually, on second thoughts ....

gospodin · 05-13-2008, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roarer


	Why, what do they look like now?? Actually, on second thoughts ....

Only my wife and doctor know the answer to that....

But I have two beautiful daughters, so no permanent damage.

Roarer · 05-13-2008, 08:07 AM

No I was just going to say that if they were the size of coconuts that you had them seen by the doctor, but you've already done that obviously

05-11-2008, 09:45 PM	#1
24r Master Collector Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mississauga, Ontario,Canada Age: 47 Posts: 741 Country:	Coconut Tree So which animal will you be? There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . .. . Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year

05-11-2008, 10:24 PM	#2
Roarer Senior Collector Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North of South and East of West Age: 4 Posts: 374 Country:	Re: Coconut Tree Yes, I couldn't read the entire thing so only saw the beginning. I was reading it thinking 'Where has the banana come from, it's meant to be a coconut tree! Is there both a coconut AND a Banana tree?? where is this going here?? this isn't very clear so far ....

05-11-2008, 11:12 PM	#3
1:200Freak AP-BHV / AP-BHW / AP-BID Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,493 Country:	Re: Coconut Tree I guess there some be some psychological explanation for this why the mind focused on the banana, and not the coconut..The focus turned on the animals and not the object in question. Something similar to the being asked which sentence is correct? "The yolk of the egg is white??" or "The yolk of the egg are white?" . . . . . . . . . . . Obviously neither the yolk of the egg is yellow

05-12-2008, 05:49 AM	#4
C-Rex Master Collector Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,222	Re: Coconut Tree When I lived in the Philippines in the 90's, We had thousands of coconut trees and bananatrees at our backyard, so I was like, What banana on a coconut tree ? Ofcourse it could work out, if it was a mutated tree. lol..

05-12-2008, 07:54 AM	#5
Roarer Senior Collector Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North of South and East of West Age: 4 Posts: 374 Country:	Re: Coconut Tree Or the bananas could just have been carefully placed on top of the coconuts beforehand specially and was actually some sort of test. I'll get me coat.

05-12-2008, 07:57 AM	#6
GliderPilot Collector Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ENGLAND Posts: 381 Country:	Re: Coconut Tree I was thinking of being a lion and eating the squirrell, chimp and then the giraffe. Never gave a thought to the fruit. What does that say about me?

05-12-2008, 08:02 AM	#8
GliderPilot Collector Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ENGLAND Posts: 381 Country:	Re: Coconut Tree I'm a lion, we don't do salads!

05-12-2008, 11:22 AM	#10
Roarer Senior Collector Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North of South and East of West Age: 4 Posts: 374 Country:	Re: Coconut Tree I don't know what you mean, please explain Actually Glider, yes, you can eat the Squirrell as long as it's one of the bloody grey ones. I love reds. Last edited by Roarer; 05-12-2008 at 11:25 AM.

05-13-2008, 12:40 AM	#14
gospodin Diecast Blasphemer Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Nosegoblin, LA Age: 51 Posts: 2,553 Country:	Re: Coconut Tree This is a pretty funny thread, what with all the fruity banter and banana biting, squirrel bashing and messed-up eggs. Definitely off-topic. The banana on the coconuts was a classic! In school, I got hit by a soccer ball in the family jewels, they kind of resembled that.....

05-13-2008, 08:07 AM	#17
Roarer Senior Collector Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North of South and East of West Age: 4 Posts: 374 Country:	Re: Coconut Tree No I was just going to say that if they were the size of coconuts that you had them seen by the doctor, but you've already done that obviously

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