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04-17-2008, 12:11 PM
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Dr. Diecast I presume?
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To all you single guys....
First, I applaud you for 'so far' not taking that fateful step of giving up half (or more) of your assets by getting married.
With that being said, you must consistently arm yourself with new knowledge in order to maintain your position. Here is a link that will help you in your quest. The girlfriend contract |
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04-20-2008, 08:25 PM
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Mr. Saturday Night
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Re: To all you single guys....
that is very interesting
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04-20-2008, 08:28 PM
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Re: To all you single guys....
If you make a girl sign that within the first few weeks or months of dating, you won't have to worry about getting tied down.
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04-21-2008, 01:34 AM
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Got Koalas?
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Re: To all you single guys....
Added that to the favorites list! Thanks Nick!
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04-22-2008, 12:08 AM
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04-22-2008, 12:48 AM
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Dr. Diecast I presume?
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Re: To all you single guys....
Among all the entertainment 'BS' that Tom Leykis spews on his talk show, he does share golden nuggets of absolute truth that all men should know. #1 would be that saying 'I do' actually means 'I do...agree to give you half of everything I have worked my azz off for, or will ever work my azz off for'.
Sorry gents, but most women aren't worth that much. If you found one that is then count yourself one lucky SOB. Sadly, 50% of you will be eventually proven wrong. It sux to be wrong. Oh yeah, and for the record, I have NEVER had to pay alimony nor have I had to move out of a house that I was paying the mortgage for. The majority of non-custodial dads cannot say the same. Last edited by N. Eberhard; 04-22-2008 at 01:03 AM. |
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04-22-2008, 12:56 AM
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Dr. Diecast I presume?
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04-22-2008, 01:30 AM
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Collector/AMT student
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Re: To all you single guys....
Somehow this reminds me of a similar contract that Dave Chappelle was making fun of in one of his comedy sketches on his show. I should show this to some of my friends who are single!
Thanks for adding something funny in our forum! |
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04-25-2008, 04:38 PM
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Try a Little VC-10derness
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Re: To all you single guys....
Being gay has it's advantages
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04-25-2008, 05:44 PM
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Dr. Diecast I presume?
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