DeltaFlot

So after finding out that they had lost Tennessee in the 2000 Election, Bill Clinton and Al Gore both decide to take vacations before returning to Washington to finish their lame duck terms. Bill Leaves first and heads north from Memphis along the Mississippi River till just into Illinois he sees a sign along the side of the road. The sign states "Mississippi River cruise for $5". Bill says to himself "sure, why not, I need a break after that mess." He goes into the river cruise building, puts down his $5, and says "I want my river cruise". Suddenly two big men come out from the back room, grab, clinton, throw him into a bag and toss him out the back into the river. Al Leaves Second and also heads north from Memphis along the Mississippi River just hours after BIll. Just like Bill, Al sees the same sign along the side of the road. AL says to himself "Well, this would get me away from Bill and Hilliary for awhile". He goes into the river cruise building, puts down his $5, and says "I want my river cruise". Suddenly the same two big men come out from the back room, grab, Al, throw him into a bag and toss him out the back into the river. Several days later and several miles down river, Al catches up with Bill, pokes his head out of the bag, and asks Bill "Is their a dinner meal on this river cruise"? Bill answers "Their wasn't last year".

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