Bush joke of the day.

STEVEJ · 09-27-2005, 11:17 PM

CLINTON, GORE, AND BUSH FACE FIRING SQUAD
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

Criton · 09-28-2005, 12:36 AM

Another moldy oldy. Next I suppose we'll be hearing about Clinton, Carter and Bush flying in an airlplane when the engines give out.

Or how about Clinton Kerry and Bush out fishing on a boat....

Seriously, these recycled jokes weren't that good to begin with the first time around.

DavidMich · 09-28-2005, 09:18 PM

Those jokes suck! Too damn old, but here's something to laugh at. Let's have a caption contest!

MaxPower · 09-28-2005, 09:26 PM

...here's a joke.

Rumsfeld tells the president that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

The president throws up his hands to heaven and lets out an anguished groan before collapsing into his chair. "OH NO! That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the
president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion?"

N2272V · 09-29-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RP-C8168

...here's a joke.

Rumsfeld tells the president that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

The president throws up his hands to heaven and lets out an anguished groan before collapsing into his chair. "OH NO! That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
thepresident sits, head in hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion?"

THAT was actually FUNNY. Insulting, but funny.

Carry on!

Takeo von Tucher · 09-29-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N2272V

THAT was actually FUNNY. Insulting, but funny.

Carry on!

Jimmy Blowhorn,
why won´t you just tell your Chief how many three Brazilians are?

09-27-2005, 11:17 PM	#1
STEVEJ Insane Collector Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stony Brook, N.Y. Age: 100 Posts: 1,648	Bush joke of the day. CLINTON, GORE, AND BUSH FACE FIRING SQUAD Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

09-28-2005, 09:18 PM	#3
DavidMich Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Back in MCO! Posts: 3,626	Those jokes suck! Too damn old, but here's something to laugh at. Let's have a caption contest! __________________ "So if man is 5, and the devil is 6, then that must make me 7,,,this honky's gone to heaven!"

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09-28-2005, 12:36 AM	#2
Criton Master Collector Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Silver Spring, MD USA Posts: 756	Another moldy oldy. Next I suppose we'll be hearing about Clinton, Carter and Bush flying in an airlplane when the engines give out. Or how about Clinton Kerry and Bush out fishing on a boat.... Seriously, these recycled jokes weren't that good to begin with the first time around.

09-28-2005, 09:26 PM	#4
MaxPower Collector Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 130	...here's a joke. Rumsfeld tells the president that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. The president throws up his hands to heaven and lets out an anguished groan before collapsing into his chair. "OH NO! That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"