N2272V

If you have THIN skin, no sense of humor, or just plain HATE me, do NOT read the following and do NOT pass go.

Carry on!


A Pakistani arrives in New York.

All excited, he stops the first person he meets. "Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and... " The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Mexican."

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here..." Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence: "I no be American, I be Turk!"

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you give..." But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African,not American."

"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "Then, where are the Americans??"

The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they don't get off work 'til five o'clock!"

nutsXplanes

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Originally Posted by N2272V If you have THIN skin, no sense of humor, or just plain HATE me, do NOT read the following and do NOT pass go. Carry on! A Pakistani arrives in New York. All excited, he stops the first person he meets. "Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and... " The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Mexican." The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here..." Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence: "I no be American, I be Turk!" The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you give..." But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African,not American." "But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "Then, where are the Americans??" The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they don't get off work 'til five o'clock!"

A Taliban decided to surrender. After appoaching a soldier he stated "Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept my surrending, and... " The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Mexican."

The Taliban continues on his way and meets another soldier/passer-by: "Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me to surrender...." Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence: "I no be American, I be Turk!"

The Taliban continues on his way and meets another soldier/passer-by: "Mr. American, me thank you for accepting my surrending..." But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African,not American."

"But", answers the Taliban distressed, "Then, where are the Americans??"

The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they must be stopping mexicans/latinos at tumbstone's border with Mexico"

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N2272V

You're just plain wierd Yuri. By the way, give me a call. I have your replacement Coast Guard C130. It was NOT easy to find, but I got you one.

nutsXplanes

Hello Jim,
Just messing around. Hope you enjoyed my cut/edit&paste.

__________________
Yuri Germán Erasmo Rivera Montes

Ladeco
Línea Aérea del Cobre

"...y no corras más muchacha, corazón de tiza
cuando todo pase, te robaré un color
y no corras más muchachaaaaaa"
"Almendra- Argentina"
Note: Diecasts for Nuts Foundation is
currently accepting donations.
Please be adviced that this
donations are not tax deductible.
God Bless You
BROWN & PROUD