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Old 11-05-2009, 06:19 PM   #1
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Ok, so following on from the stupid adverts thread the other week there, what ones do you like and remember??

I'll start off with this amusing Scottish one:

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Old 11-05-2009, 06:26 PM   #2
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:35 PM   #3
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And of course Irn Bru who don't take themselves very seriously:

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Old 11-05-2009, 06:37 PM   #4
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:39 PM   #5
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And this one:

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Old 11-05-2009, 06:41 PM   #6
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:53 PM   #7
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:55 PM   #8
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:56 PM   #9
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:59 PM   #10
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I remember this famous one from the '80s:




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Old 11-05-2009, 07:00 PM   #11
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Anyway, that'll do for now. Post up your own adverts that stuck in your mind forever.
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:09 PM   #12
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Oh yes, and then, there is THIS!!:

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Old 11-05-2009, 07:24 PM   #13
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Or, in English:



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...and from a Dutch language school:

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Old 11-05-2009, 07:41 PM   #14
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Thanks, those were funny! I've seen that last one before in these tv shows with adverts from around the world, but it still makes me laugh now. It's a bit like the rule that says, never wear a t - shirt with writing in a foreign language if you don't know what it says!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:02 PM   #16
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If this doesn't work and it has done the last two times, by playing away to itself constantly on here, then I give up. Anyway, the corniest one so far:

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Old 11-05-2009, 08:02 PM   #17
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YAY, it worked!!

By the way Tupi - I might have guessed you would post something like that!
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Ok, so that one didn't work at all, so instead, here is a rather sweet advert that was on the TV for what seemed like years. There was supposedly a story behind this one:




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COME ON, what's wrong with you!!??
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And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse:

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'And at the end of it all there was this terrible wheez just like Darth Vader, without an inhaler!':




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Anyway, enough sillyness from me, what do you lot have??

Only Hapag Lloyd and Tupi have got in on the act so far, so, where are the rest of you??

C'mon, don't be shy!!
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:46 PM   #26
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OK, I´m into car ads.

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Oh Bol*ocks, I'd forgotten about this one!:

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