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Village Drunkard
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
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Daily Humor...
His request approved, the New York Times photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told asingle engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside ahanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted,'Let's go.' The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and tookoff. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on thehillsides..' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for the New York Times,' he responded.'And I need to get some close up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for
a moment. Finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me is .... you're NOTmy flight instructor?
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07-01-2009, 08:51 PM
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Dr. Diecast I presume?
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Spokane, WA
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Re: Daily Humor...
nice...probably has happened at least once somewhere!
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07-01-2009, 08:57 PM
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El Chupacabra
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Ceti Alpha V
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Re: Daily Humor...
That would be SUCH bad news for both of them! I got another for you...
On a trans-pacific mission, a fighter was hooking up for refueling with a tanker. After the disconnect, the fighter pilot chatted briefly with the tanker captain. "I certainly am glad I fly a fighter, instead of that butt-ugly tub you drive," said the FP, and with that did a little airshow for the tanker's benefit. The tanker driver told the jock, "Hey, you think that's special, watch this!" For several minutes, the planes flew straight and level with each other. Finally, the fighter jock said, "So what am I supposed to be seeing here?" The tanker cap replied, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, went to the john, came back up front, got me a coffee and a cheese danish and sat back down. How you doin', buddy?"
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07-01-2009, 11:55 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Toronto
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Re: Daily Humor...
he he.. both very funny!
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07-02-2009, 12:12 AM
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I'll be at the nudie bar.
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Long Beach, CA
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Re: Daily Humor...
Funny, but I understand this is a true story that happened to Dylan.
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07-02-2009, 12:19 AM
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Canadian In Kansas City.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On My Computer
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Re: Daily Humor...
Kinda like Gospodin,
An F-15 lost all fuel inflight and requested an emergency landing at the nearest airfield. The controller told the pilot to wait for another plane to make it's emergency landing. The F-15 pilot asked what the emergency was on the other plane that got to land before him. The answer:a B-52 with one engine out.
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Re: Daily Humor...
Quote:
And that is why I want the Heavies over anything! 
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07-02-2009, 03:16 AM
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Senior Collector
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Central Florida
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Re: Daily Humor...
pretty good stuff keep it coming.
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07-02-2009, 03:37 AM
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Widget, widget
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Knoxville :-(
Age: 26
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Re: Daily Humor...
A friend on Facebook brought this to my attention - it's not aviation related but very funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw 4000+ ratings with a 5.0 average
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07-02-2009, 04:24 AM
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Dr. Diecast I presume?
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Spokane, WA
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Re: Daily Humor...
JUST SAY NO TO THREAD HIJACKING.....I am on a mission to stop this insidious action that happens to 99% of the threads here.
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07-02-2009, 04:35 AM
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Widget, widget
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Knoxville :-(
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Re: Daily Humor...
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While you're on your mission maybe you can find a way to stop the 12 year olds on this forum that post the same garbage month after month that happen to be at least 50% of the threads here. Here...I'll start now...it's the 2nd of the month already...when do you think Gemini will announce their August releases?!?!
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