Post a lie about he poster above

Roarer · 06-29-2012, 02:00 PM

Ok, this has been hugely popular on another forum I am on. I'm not sure how it will go on here, but, just do exactly as the title says, post a lie about the poster above.

There is only one real proviso, although it is all lies, please keep it clean, amusing, friendly and NOT a load of vindictive vitriol. Above all, enjoy it, it is meant to be fun!
So, without any poster above, I'll start off with a pretend previous post:

Due to a rare strain of Colour blindness, Crown Vic can't actually see the Peter Max livery, and wonders what all the fuss is about.

HTF200 · 06-29-2012, 02:26 PM

Roarer's rear end itches, but his arms are too short.

SgtMoody · 06-29-2012, 02:50 PM

Some say that he has mastered all the programming languages in the known universe, others say that he just wrote them himself, all we know is HTF200 prefers morse code over anything else

Roarer · 06-29-2012, 03:11 PM

Meanwhile, SM has just mastered the latest in communication skills and he hopes it will get him ahead in the jobs market. He reckons Semaphore is definitely THE way forward!

Roarer · 06-29-2012, 08:59 PM

Incidentally, I can see I didn't have a typo in the title of this thread.

Can I get it changed please? Thanks.

gospodin · 06-29-2012, 09:16 PM

Roarer is actually not Scottish. He lives in his Mom's garage in West Covina, California.

Roarer · 06-29-2012, 09:21 PM

The picture in gospodin's avatar is actually him. He's ever such a talented dog, I mean, not only can he read, write and buy model planes, but he's also starred in various commercials and was even on Oprah once!

A Tupolev · 06-30-2012, 12:34 AM

My threads are arranged last post first. So Roarer lied about "post a lie about the poster above." In reality it is "post a lie about the person below."

gospodin · 06-30-2012, 12:52 AM

A Tupolev is actually Andrei Tupolev, not Alexei like he wants everyone to believe. Alexei died in 2001, but Andrei had his head removed at his supposed "death' where he still resides in a glass bucket somewhere under Moscow. He was hooked up to the Internet shortly after Al Gore invented it.

On another note, thread #7 is completely true, except for the part about Oprah. I can't stand her.

Roarer · 06-30-2012, 05:54 AM

gospodin went to the audition to be the the dog in Fraiser, but, unfortunately, being in his youth at the time, he soon spotted a good looking table leg and ended up missing it

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On another note, thread #7 is completely true, except for the part about Oprah. I can't stand her.

The one about my itchy bum and short arms was partly true too, but I just played along with it. I need worming tablets usually restricted to vetinary work.

gospodin · 06-30-2012, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Roarer

gospodin went to the audition to be the the dog in Fraiser, but, unfortunately, being in his youth at the time, he soon spotted a good looking table leg and ended up missing it

I still have that table leg. I like to wake up to a nice morning wood....

A Tupolev · 06-30-2012, 09:47 AM

gospodin just made a lie about himself.

To bad we can't get Obama to play this game, he is good at lying.

Roarer · 06-30-2012, 09:49 AM

His politics stink? He's a politician, what do you expect?

Annyway, talking of stinks, back in an earlier political climate, when still in good old Mother Russia, one of Tupi's first ever jobs was at the local sewerage works. As a mark of appreciation from them the powers that be for their hard work, Tupi and his fellow workers were sent on a day out to one of the old seaside resorts.

Unfortunately, the fresh air was all too much for him and he fainted.

It took 7 buckets of **** just to bring him round.

Sorry, that was a crap joke.

A Tupolev · 06-30-2012, 04:33 PM

No, it was only 3 buckets.

Is anyone else going to play this game?

gospodin · 06-30-2012, 04:42 PM

Apparently it will just be the three of us in an insult round robin. Maybe others are afraid of a possible flame war.

Roarer · 06-30-2012, 05:59 PM

Ummmm, looks like it. I concede that this probably would have been better on this forum in the past, and I wasn't too sure how it would do, but, if people see the 3 (actually 5) of us doing it then...... Well, I hope they don't just think we are a bit deranged, and join in. I won't hold my breath though

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Originally Posted by gospodin

an insult round robin.

I'm not saying Gospodin is thick, but up until quite recently, he thought a Nacelle was a type of deep sea invertebrate.

There

A Tupolev · 06-30-2012, 06:49 PM

I think we should change this to post a lie about the person that just posted in the thread above this one.

Roarer · 06-30-2012, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by A Tupolev

I think we should change this to post a lie about the person that just posted in the thread above this one.

*Goes off to check* I think that if the top thread is the light and dark one which nobody has responded too recently then we could be waiting a while (probably not a bad thing).

Anyway, Tupi can only reply to this forum by telephoning his messages in the phonetic alphabet to his mate Dave, who has one of those new fangled computer wotsits.

'Yes, hello, it's Tupi, the lie thread please... Ok,..... Romeo Oscar Alpha Romeo Echo Romeo.... India Sierra...... November Oscar Tango..... Alpha November.... India Delta India Oscar Tango... Stop.'

gospodin · 06-30-2012, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Roarer

I'm not saying Gospodin is thick, but up until quite recently, he thought a Nacelle was a type of deep sea invertebrate.

There

Speaking of dumb, Roarer thinks that "nose gear" refers to Breathe Right nasal strips. He also thinks a pitot tube is what pilots use to urinate in.

Roarer · 06-30-2012, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gospodin

Speaking of dumb, Roarer thinks that "nose gear" refers to Breathe Right nasal strips. He also thinks a pitot tube is what pilots use to urinate in.

Gospodin has never seen the rear stabilisers of a plane with giant wheels attached, and simply assumes that they must be removed when a pilot learns how to fly by themselves and get to fly a plane in public.

He also concludes that Jump Jet pilots can't be very good if they still have similar on their wings, stopping them from falling over!

WestjetterO · 06-30-2012, 11:02 PM

Best thread on DA.C in a while, I think. We should have more threads like this.

Down to business...

Roarer is suffering from a large snake bite on his left leg. He was bitten by a new breed of snake discovered in... euh... Scotland (or wherever he lives

). Roarer's leg is green, itchy and swollen, meanwhile animal services randomly searched Roarer's property and found the snake, dead from alcohol poisoning.

That's all I got.

Roarer · 06-30-2012, 11:45 PM

Yay, someone else, and making a reference to my signature too! The alcobooze bit was true though.

Anyway, Westjetter is TERRIFIED of computer viruses and isn't very keen on the sound of getting some bytes. His biggest fear of all though is that he gets a Killerbyte.

Thankyou, thankyou, I'll be here all week!

Sorry, I feel like I am giving crap jokes currently, but I'm sure once I get into my stride again like I did on the other thread then, they might, just MIGHT improve to being moderately dire instead!

silverbreak · 07-01-2012, 06:08 AM

jūs dzīvojat būdu ar kamieli

sie leben in einer hutte mit einer kamel

Roarer · 07-01-2012, 01:26 PM

Hey, leave Edna out of this!

Silver lives where the hills have eyes..... Silber Leben, wo die Hügel Augen haben.

If that is wrong, blame Babelfish!

DINO · 07-01-2012, 02:20 PM

Once Roarer gets back his stride, he can be as funny as Sheldon Cooper...........we're suppose to post a lie, correct?

Bazzinga!

HTF200 · 07-01-2012, 02:42 PM

Seldom seen on the forums, ancient Dino soars sometimes.

HTF200 · 07-01-2012, 02:43 PM

..edited.........

gospodin · 07-01-2012, 04:05 PM

HTF200 has taken his Skycar out for a spin several times, but unfortunately the last time was September 11, 2001, around the Capitol Building. He was escorted to Andrews AFB by a pair of F-15s, and his present whereabouts is still unknown.

Roarer · 07-01-2012, 07:48 PM

Much to his family's embarrassment, gospodin was Miss Florida 1987, and can still be heard regailing unsuspecting dinner guests about his exploits, such as the day he had to turn down a night of passion with some guy called Tom Cruise.

'Well, up until then, I'd had a few good men' says gospodin, 'but, to be honest with you, I thought he was a midget at first, and there was no way I was ever going to top his gun anyway so I told him he was on a mission impossible, that's for sure!'

gospodin · 07-01-2012, 08:31 PM

Because of Roarer's fondness for eating white glue and library paste he can no longer read books because his fingers cause the pages to stick together. He has been banned from libraries and book clubs, so has turned to the Internet. Unfortunately, his fingers stick to the keys, and that's why much of what he writes at DAC makes no sense.

WestjetterO · 07-01-2012, 09:10 PM

Gospodin wrote a clever signature line to cover up the fact that he is, in fact, a dog (and a Jack Russell at that). His dog manners are not good enough for all the fancy restaurants down the street, so he is leashed to the fence while the humans eat. At home he plunges his furry face into a bowl of delicious kibble.

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Originally Posted by Roarer

Anyway, Westjetter is TERRIFIED of computer viruses and isn't very keen on the sound of getting some bytes. His biggest fear of all though is that he gets a Killerbyte.

True Story! Just last week I discovered some malware stuff that has been screwing around with my already "ancient" iMac, that new Macbook looks mighty tempting, maybe in a couple years...

Roarer · 07-01-2012, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WestjetterO

Gospodin wrote a clever signature line to cover up the fact that he is, in fact, a dog (and a Jack Russell at that). His dog manners are not good enough for all the fancy restaurants down the street, so he is leashed to the fence while the humans eat. At home he plunges his furry face into a bowl of delicious kibble.

Westjetter is banned from every MacDonalds in The state of Vermont. He won't tell us what he did, but one thing we can be sure of, it didn't involve his ancient Mac.

....Or did it?

Roarer · 07-01-2012, 10:56 PM

........ And here is that illustrious thread. Note that it is now at 1272 pages ha ha!! I was there, that most momentous day when it got to 1000......!

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Roarer · 07-02-2012, 02:30 AM

NOTE TO ALL LURKERS: I don't care if you like Infight, Phoenix, Gemini, Aeroclassics....... Schabak, all I want is some very, very funny quotes from people!

CitationDrvr · 07-02-2012, 03:00 AM

Roarer actually IS 4 years old, and will continue to post as long as his mum doesn't find out!

Roarer · 07-02-2012, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CitationDrvr

Roarer actually IS 4 years old, and will continue to post as long as his mum doesn't find out!

The nursery took a delivery of an Inflight 200 South African SP yesterday. They were at a loss as to what it was until I told them it was for me. The look on their faces was priceless!

Roarer · 07-02-2012, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CitationDrvr

Roarer actually IS 4 years old, and will continue to post as long as his mum doesn't find out!

Citation tells the younger generation not to do what he has just done. Spend his life in the house of the rising sun.

gospodin · 07-02-2012, 08:04 AM

CitationDrvr is actually a meter maid from Sheboygan, and looks much like Marty Feldman.

Roarer · 07-02-2012, 04:06 PM

gospodin's is vey excited today, because he will be meeting his 18 year old Russian super model girlfriend he met online for the first time, and, he is due to get his cut of millions for helping out a very nice Nigerian General and his family.

His offshore property investments are also hotting up nicely.....

gospodin · 07-02-2012, 07:24 PM

Roarer has been an active member of the Fist Church of God for many years. It's the only church in the world that practices martial arts. The members deliver the message of love and faith through vicious beatings of non-believers.

Roarer · 07-02-2012, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gospodin

Roarer has been an active member of the Fist Church of God for many years. It's the only church in the world that practices martial arts. The members deliver the message of love and faith through vicious beatings of non-believers.

Sounds reasonable to me

Back in his home town, gospodin's relatives still shout and point at any plane which flies over. They hope to actually catch one one of these days and exorcise it.

adam340 · 07-02-2012, 09:39 PM

I'll bite- Roarer fell off a motorcycle the other day and he is forever paralyzed.

Roarer · 07-02-2012, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by adam340

I'll bite- Roarer fell off a motorcycle the other day and he is forever paralyzed.

Well, if you must insist on pushing me. Actually, this electric wheelchair is rather comfortable as I ZOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM About! WAYHAY!

Anyway, after hearing the momentous news that, after years of solid campaigning, they are FINALLY going to televise The World Extreme Knitting Championships from Oslo, Adam has just managed to tie himself up in knots!

gospodin · 07-02-2012, 10:47 PM

As a boy, Roarer was horribly injured by an accident with a rubber chicken. As a result, he was left with only one finger on his right hand. He's presently a professional door-bell tester and seasonal Halloween prankster.

DINO · 07-02-2012, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gospodin

As a boy, Roarer was horribly injured by an accident with a rubber chicken. As a result, he was left with only one finger on his right hand. He's presently a professional door-bell tester and seasonal Halloween prankster.

Gospodin saved Roarer from further injury by removing the rubber chicken from the scene of the accident.

gospodin · 07-02-2012, 11:11 PM

Since finding out I had possession of it, Dino has asked me to send the rubber chicken to him so that he can torment and flail his family with it. I don't think I can, since postal codes prohibit sending such a dangerous item through the mail.

Roarer · 07-02-2012, 11:40 PM

Ha ha, yes all rather amusing, and I can also add that unless I was ambidextrous, it would take me ages just to type anything with the one finger.

HOWEVER, what gospodin doesn't tell you it that, due to a similar accident as a boy involving a tennis ball, he now speaks in a high pitched voice like a lady, and is mainly why he managed to be Miss Florida 1987 (His 'All I want is world peace' speech was a real tear jerker, I can tell you!).

The operation to remove the tennis ball was considered too risky, so to this day, it is still where only Mrs (or is it Mr?) gospodin and a selection of unfortunate doctors know.

He has, however, managed to get himself a part in a few things over the years, including this advert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYClS...e_gdata_player

A Tupolev · 07-03-2012, 01:10 AM

What Roarer hasn't admitted is he secretly has a crush on gospodin and this idea of a post a lie thread was just and excuse to carry on publicly with him.

Roarer · 07-03-2012, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by A Tupolev

What Roarer hasn't admitted is he secretly has a crush on gospodin and this idea of a post a lie thread was just and excuse to carry on publicly with him.

So would you if you had seen his 1987 pictures! Yes yes, I appreciate that he might have let himself go since then, but hey, we can remember his swim wear pictures, can't we?

Tupi isn't jealous by the way.

CitationDrvr · 07-03-2012, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gospodin

CitationDrvr is actually a meter maid from Sheboygan, and looks much like Marty Feldman.

Truth be told, I look more like Rowan Atkinson..Mr. Bean! Oh wait..supposed to be lies here. Ooops!