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Old 12-05-2011, 11:35 PM   #1
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Default Awesome! Madonna is doing the Super Bowl halftime show.

Ok, the title is a bit misleading because apparently not everybody thinks this is awesome. Here are some hilarious responses to this story, courtesy of

-In a totally unrelated story, beer runs during halftime will be at an all time high.

-Sounds like a great time to take a dump.

-Next year they'll have the plate spinners from the "Ed Sullivan show"

-ten bucks says she pulls the microphone out of her vagine.

-I guess I'll be flipping over to Animal Planet to watch the Puppy Bowl for 20 mins.

-I had rather see Betty White up there yodeling to her dogs

-That's good, I wouldn't want miss a good show while I go out to smoke and relieve myself.

-Maybe next year they can get the flock of seagulls.

-Tequila makes old hags look beautiful. How many cases of the stuff do I have to drink before halftime?

...and finally

-I will be praying that there will not be a wardrobe malfunction. My God, it would be like seeing Granny Clampett topless!
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Old 12-06-2011, 12:05 AM   #2
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Default Re: Awesome! Madonna is doing the Super Bowl halftime show.

You forgot one: The Suicide Prevention Hotlines will have to hire extra help to cover that half-hour.

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Default Re: Awesome! Madonna is doing the Super Bowl halftime show.

Great! This will give me some time to apply some Preparation H to my hemorrhoids before the second half.
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