Awesome! Madonna is doing the Super Bowl halftime show.
Ok, the title is a bit misleading because apparently not everybody thinks this is awesome. Here are some hilarious responses to this story, courtesy of yahoo.com
-In a totally unrelated story, beer runs during halftime will be at an all time high.
-Sounds like a great time to take a dump.
-Next year they'll have the plate spinners from the "Ed Sullivan show"
-ten bucks says she pulls the microphone out of her vagine.
-I guess I'll be flipping over to Animal Planet to watch the Puppy Bowl for 20 mins.
-I had rather see Betty White up there yodeling to her dogs
-That's good, I wouldn't want miss a good show while I go out to smoke and relieve myself.
-Maybe next year they can get the flock of seagulls.
-Tequila makes old hags look beautiful. How many cases of the stuff do I have to drink before halftime?
-I will be praying that there will not be a wardrobe malfunction. My God, it would be like seeing Granny Clampett topless!