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Old 06-06-2008, 04:01 PM   #2
Mystère
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Midway between Omaha Beach and Paris.
Age: 38
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Default Re: "New" Airline! (Just kidding!)

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What amenities will your jets offer?

First of all there will be no class distinctions inside of a Derrie-Air jet. Every passenger will be treated like royalty. Every seat will be first class. There will simply be too many extras and treats on our flights to list here, but highlights will include: gorgeous air hosts and hostesses, golden-age Rat Pack films, top-shelf vodka Martinis, on-demand video blackjack, spacious private washrooms outfitted with porcelain fixtures and gilded faucets, gourmet snacks, on-board masseuses, loofah scrubs and, of course, digital cable!
I love it !
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