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Originally Posted by dylan
If I get stuck in a middle seat, the armrests are mine. Period. On a Southworst flight from PDX to SLC last week, some a-hole on the aisle seat was using both armrests. I knocked his elbow off and just stared at him. Armrests were mine for the duration. I am NOT someone you want to be sitting next to on a commercial flight. Me being intoxicated usually has something to do with it. WooHoo for Heineken!  |
So you were the obnoxious and intoxicated passenger seating next to me on that SLC flight last week. I'm surprised the FA did't cut you off after the 5th Heineken, especially since you groped her, then blacked out and wet your pants. At least I got my arm rest back when you blacked out.