Originally Posted by STEVEJ

Aw shucks!! You caught me, I made it all up while working 6 IBE, 2 CFG, 4 BAW, 4 BAL a TCX, 2 CRL , 6 AFR 2 AAL and a flock of unheard of carriers whose pax of uknown origin have taken a sudden interest in Carribean vacations. Now the truth.....our soldiers are in Iraq as we speak handing out candy to adoring children while their mothers are throwing them flowers. Military moral is so high they can't keep enough recruiters on duty to handle the crowds of young folks wanting to sign up and demanding duty in Iraq to defend our freedom. Our seniors are now shopping for second homes investing all the money they saved with the new prescription drug plans. The Chaney energy plan is a huge success, with gas and oil prices at a confortable level we all can enjoy and appreciate. The tax breaks have left Americans swimming in so much money the stock market is breaking new records and savings are at a all time high. Unemployment is so low that if it weren't for Mexico, Bush would have to mow his own lawn and the Mrs would have to wash her own dishes. Since Republicans have control of the Congress and the White house for the last 5 years, all the promises made have come true by now, life in America is a f#cking paradise, with no one left behind, and with the world all in order we sleep well at night with the knowledge our president can enjoy another 5 week vacation at the ranch.

Good night kiddies, sleep tight, all is well!!