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Originally Posted by aklein707
As if you're a prime example of humanity for anyone to learn from 
I guess a putz like you wouldn't know any of the Ten Commandments!
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I posted this once before...but now is the perfectus opportunni for us to review the 10 C's of 400 SH.
I. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE NO OTHER OTHER DIECAST MANUFACTURER BEFORE AEROCLASSICS.
II. THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER FALSE IMAGE BEFORE AEROCLASSICS, FOR THEY ARE THE ONE TRUE 1:400 MODEL. IN OTHER WORDS, DON'T SAY THAT ANOTHER 1:400 MODEL IS BETTER THAN AEROCLASSICS.
III. THOU SALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF AEROCLASSICS OR YOUR MASTER, ANDREW KLEIN, IN VEIN, OR SAY ANY BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM.
IV. REMEMBER TO KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH. IN THIS CASE EVERYDAY; WHICH INCLUDES PAYING HOMAGE TO ANDREW KLEIN AND REMINDING HIM HOW GREAT HE IS AND TELLING HIM HOW TERRIBLE THE COLLECTING WORLD WOULD BE WITHOUT HIM.
V. HONOR THY AEROCLASSICS MODELS. DO THIS BY PAYING EXHORBITANT PRICES FOR THEM AND BUYING THEM AHEAD OF ANY OTHER DIECAST MANUFACTURER.
VI. THOU SHALL NOT DESTROY ANY AEROCLASSICS MODEL, BECAUSE IN KLEIN'S VIEW, THESE THINGS ARE THE HOLY GRAIL. DO NOT MODIFY THEM WITH CUSTOMIZING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE ALREADY INSPIRED WORKS OF ART. AND PLACE THEM IN SAFE AREAS WHERE THEY WILL BE PRESERVED FOR ALL TIME.
VII. THOU SHALL NOT ADULTERATE ANY AEROCLASSICS MODEL, BUT KEEP IT UNMODIFIED SO THAT IT INCREASES IN VALUE. AND HEAVEN FORBID SELLING THESE PUNY THINGS AT A COMPETITIVE RATE SO THAT KLEIN'S RETAIL FRIENDS ARE EXCLUDED IN THE MIX BECAUSE THAT CONSTITUTES ADULTERATION ALSO.
VIII. THOU SHALL NOT STEAL, BUT DEFEND AEROCLASSICS MODELS TO THE BITTER END, AND WHEN A DEVOUT COLLECTOR CAN'T GET A MODEL SIMPLY SUPPORT AEROCLASSICS AND SAY THEY WISH THEY HAD ONE.
IX. THOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST AEROCLASSICS WHEN OTHERS SAY THAT UNLICENSED MODELS SUCH AS PAN AM MODELS AND GREEN BOX MODELS USE THE AEROCLASSICS MOULDS, BUT DEFEND ANDREW KLEIN AND AEROCLASSICS AND CONCOCT STORIES DENYING ANY INVOLVEMENT WHATSOEVER.
X. THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY FELLOW 400 SH COLLECTORS AEROCLASSICS MODELS. JUST BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT HAVE ONE, WE'RE ALL ONE BIG HAPPY AND GAY FORUM OVER HERE THAT'S SUCKING UP TO THE MASTER EAGERLY WAITING FOR THE NEXT RELEASE.
P.S. - OF COURSE IT OCCURS TO ME THAT "DISCHARGE" IS A SYNONYM FOR "RELEASE".
There you heard it from "the man" himself...what is ultimately required to have nothing else in your life besides aviation.
And one other thing...this stupid poll...whoopee....is it going to make whatever model happens to win anymore valuable? Do you know how ridiculous your post is.
Faheem...go out and get a life...