Originally Posted by Criton

I would have laughed at these conspiricy theories before I stumbled upon a cave in Mingo County West Virginia last month which appeared to be an abandoned coal mine. Out of curiosity I entered the cave and saw box upon box of uncounted Kerry votes from all over the country. Most, however, were from Ohio. Stashed behind these boxes, were large glass-fronted freezers which appeared to contain the remains of beings of extra-terrestial orign. Beyond these freezers, were large banks of filing cabinets. Didn't get a chance to check them out, however, as I was forced to hide and exit when a small squad of heavily armed men dressed entirely in black entered the complex dragging a large object which appeared to be of Templar origin.