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Originally Posted by N2272V
If you have THIN skin, no sense of humor, or just plain HATE me, do NOT read the following and do NOT pass go.
Carry on! 
A Pakistani arrives in New York.
All excited, he stops the first person he meets. "Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and... " The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Mexican."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here..." Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence: "I no be American, I be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you give..." But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African,not American."
"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "Then, where are the Americans??"
The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they don't get off work 'til five o'clock!"
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A Taliban decided to surrender. After appoaching a soldier he stated "Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept my surrending, and... " The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Mexican."
The Taliban continues on his way and meets another soldier/passer-by: "Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me to surrender...." Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence: "I no be American, I be Turk!"
The Taliban continues on his way and meets another soldier/passer-by: "Mr. American, me thank you for accepting my surrending..." But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African,not American."
"But", answers the Taliban distressed, "Then, where are the Americans??"
The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they must be stopping mexicans/latinos at tumbstone's border with Mexico"