If you wear a pink silk nighty you may be a homo-sexual
My senior year of college I had a very wise professor who always use to tell me to: "Be suspect of any man who tells you that he is straight or honest."
My father always told me to: "Beware of any pansy who prefers these new fangled flying video games over the old smoke poles as he is probably a gay AID's carrier, or at least one serious fairy with a sore throat."
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