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ZX1100F1 · 08-12-2003, 02:25 PM

CRJ’s and ERJ’s are deplorable machines!
I am not a fan of any aircraft who's primary design goals included that it be economical, quite and diplomatically correct.
These two aircraft single-handedly brought about the demise of great aircraft like the 727, L1011,
DC-8/9/10 and now the near and impending demise of the 737-200.
I insist that any aircraft bearing my seal of approval be large, loud, wasteful, ruinous, smell like my granpa's old Packard inside and smoke like Sammy Davis Jr.
To openly admit that; “RJ’s are cool” or make a stupid comment like; “There IS noting better than a CRJ” is to publicly exit the closet and pronounce your self to be a friggen homosexual!

These planes are like mopeds and fat chicks, it's no wonder that the airlines can't sell tickets anymore, nobody wants to fly on these wanna-be POS's!

08-12-2003, 02:25 PM	#20
ZX1100F1 Buford T. Justice Join Date: Sep 1999 Posts: 2,004	And a Chihuahua is the greatest dog to crap standing up. CRJ’s and ERJ’s are deplorable machines! I am not a fan of any aircraft who's primary design goals included that it be economical, quite and diplomatically correct. These two aircraft single-handedly brought about the demise of great aircraft like the 727, L1011, DC-8/9/10 and now the near and impending demise of the 737-200. I insist that any aircraft bearing my seal of approval be large, loud, wasteful, ruinous, smell like my granpa's old Packard inside and smoke like Sammy Davis Jr. To openly admit that; “RJ’s are cool” or make a stupid comment like; “There IS noting better than a CRJ” is to publicly exit the closet and pronounce your self to be a friggen homosexual! These planes are like mopeds and fat chicks, it's no wonder that the airlines can't sell tickets anymore, nobody wants to fly on these wanna-be POS's!