Check this link out for an online guide to the new Detroit Midfield Terminal- it's got some nice images and graphics showing the layout of the terminal and I must say this is quite a quantum leap in passenger service over the old Smith/Davey terminals.
Reminds me of an old joke where three salesman are sitting at a bar one Friday afternoon- the first salesman says "Man did I screw up, I lost the Jones account this week. The boss is pissed at me and he's sending me on a one week trip to Nome, Alaska as punishment."
"That's nothing" says the second salesman. "I got drunk at the company luncheon last week and called the boss a few choice four letter words in front of everyone. Now he's cut my bonus out for the year and I have to go to Kabul, Afghanistan for two weeks."
"You guys got off easy" says the last salesman, "The boss just found out I've been banging his wife for the last year. Now I have to transfer through Detroit on every business trip I take for the next year."
