To my fellow hill people

ptolbert · 10-13-2001, 12:29 PM

Everything seems to be back to normal after those dang-namit tornados came through here last night. Busted up my radio show.

ltu1542hvy · 10-13-2001, 01:05 PM

Lothar, of the hill people...

(anybody remember that from really old Saturday Night Live?)

- Bill

Sentinel Chicken · 10-13-2001, 04:50 PM

Yessss!

"I am Lothar of the Hill People! Much have I have seen, and much have I done, for I am Lothar of the Hill People!"

"You know, I will do battle with my woman, and lose. I will do battle with my woman, and win.. and yet, I still lose! And I am supposed to feel great sorrow for her! I swear, by Zeena's teats, if I hand her advantage on the field of war, I would be a god."

Man, that was 1990. Sh*t I'm getting old.

Who remembers the following quotes from SNL?
"...whom I've seen naked!"
"She's chopping broccoli"
"You look mahvelous"
"So sassy!"
"But your a s s doesn't smell..."

ANTHONY F DUVA JR · 10-13-2001, 09:54 PM

"Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, no coke, pepsi"
"I'm just a dolphin, ma'am."
"Isn't that special?"
"Kiwi kiwi kiwi gotcha gotcha kiwi kiwi kiwi"
"I'm the President of the United States and you're not."

Gunship01 · 10-13-2001, 10:47 PM

"This world is strange and frightens me, for your honor, I'm just a cave man".

SNL rocks.

Why did my honey Ms. Oteri leave?

ptolbert · 10-14-2001, 10:48 AM

she left to do her own TV show which got cancled after its pilot showed.

ltu1542hvy · 10-14-2001, 01:12 PM

For the private moments, when you cannot bear to be apart - The Love Toilet...

Introducing new Super Colon Blow...

We're talking 2-PLY, baby!

Now, isn't that special? (OK, somebody already mentioned that)

And this is on Sprockets vere ve dance (cue in Kraftwerk's Electric Cafe at about 4 times normal speed)

- Bill

Sentinel Chicken · 10-14-2001, 07:38 PM

Touch my monkey, TOUCH HIM!

And if you really want to date yourself, I watched Tron again last night on cable. 1982. That's before some forum members were even born.

And yes, I did play the video game. Light cycles rock!

ContinentalCrew · 10-14-2001, 07:58 PM

Getting old....I'm sorry, the best of SNL was when Belushi did the Samurai Deli, Samurai Tailor or Samurai Pizza!

ANTHONY F DUVA JR · 10-14-2001, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sentinel Chicken
Touch my monkey, TOUCH HIM!

And if you really want to date yourself, I watched Tron again last night on cable. 1982. That's before some forum members were even born.

It's the year I graduated from high school.

tdh8192 · 10-14-2001, 11:30 PM

No more SNL? OK, something different, then:

"Where have you been, soldier?"

"Training, Sir."

"What kind of training?"

"Army training, Sir."

"Where's your drill sargeant?"

"Blowed up, Sir."

"Am I to understand you completed your training without your drill sargeant?"

"That's the fact, jack!"

Sentinel Chicken · 10-14-2001, 11:50 PM

Uncle Hulka?

And for Marc, beware of the Land Shark.

ltu1542hvy · 10-15-2001, 12:51 AM

Unfortunately those Belushi Samuri skits were before my time (at least before I started watching SNL). I do remember seeing TRON, when it first came out! Those computer-generated graphics were the coolest thing ever back in the day, but now look oh so dated!

Now, y'all remember this one?

Fluridation of water is the biggest commie plot ever hatched!

I drink only rain water and pure grain alcohol. ... We must preserve the purity of our precious bodily fluids. ... I go out with women, but deny them my essence.

Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the war room!

(I wish I remembered the entire quote of Slim Pickens reading the contents of the emergency survival kit! It's a classic!! Also, notice a VERY YOUNG James Earl Jones towards the end of that movie)

That has GOT TO BE one of my favorite movies of all times!

- Bill

Sentinel Chicken · 10-15-2001, 08:49 AM

Colonel Batguano was my childhood idol.

Ralph G · 10-15-2001, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltu1542hvy
(I wish I remembered the entire quote of Slim Pickens reading the contents of the emergency survival kit! It's a classic!! Also, notice a VERY YOUNG James Earl Jones towards the end of that movie)

That has GOT TO BE one of my favorite movies of all times!

- Bill

"Survival Kit contents check. In them you will find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings -- shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff...."

The legend goes that Kubrick never told Slim Pickens the movie was a comedy; Slim played it straight like a serious drama the whole time.

Whole script at http://www.visual-memory.co.uk/amk/doc/0055.html

AlphaSigOU · 10-15-2001, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltu1542hvy
...Now, y'all remember this one?

(various Dr. Strangelove quotes)

(I wish I remembered the entire quote of Slim Pickens reading the contents of the emergency survival kit! It's a classic!! Also, notice a VERY YOUNG James Earl Jones towards the end of that movie.

Good to have a WAV copy of it... here goes

"Survival kit contents check... in them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in roobles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas* with all that stuff!" - Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong

*Look closely at Slim Pickens... he actually says "Dallas" instead of "Vegas". This was overdubbed out of respect of the late President Kennedy by Kubrick.

"I can no longer sit back and allow... communist infiltration... communist indoctrination... communist subversion... and the international communist conspiracy.... to sap and impurify... all of our precious bodily fluids!" - Gen. Jack D. Ripper

"Well Ah've been to one world's fair, a picnic and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing Ah've ever heard come through a set of earphones!" - Major T.J. "King" Kong

Mr. President... I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed... but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops... uh, depending on the breaks! - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

...Women sense my power... and they seek the life essence... I do not avoid women, Mandrake (Gp Capt. Mandrake: "Uh huh"), but I... I do deny them my essence!" - Gen. Jack D. Ripper

...I'm beginning to smell a big fat Commie rat! - Gen. Buck Turgidson

ltu1542hvy · 10-15-2001, 03:07 PM

After posting my previous message last night, I popped my Dr. Strangelove DVD into my computer and stayed up waaayyy past my bedtime watching it again.

Thanks for all those quotes!!!

- Bill

Forrest Tohill · 10-15-2001, 05:45 PM

Jane, you ignorant slut.

We're two wild and crazy guys.

(Yes) Land Shark. Pizza man.

Mieps, mieps. (sp?)

AlphaSigOU · 10-15-2001, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ralph G
...The legend goes that Kubrick never told Slim Pickens the movie was a comedy; Slim played it straight like a serious drama the whole time.

Actually, I remember watching in the Dr. Strangelove documentary on the newest DVD release that Peter Sellers was originally supposed to play Major Kong in the film, even mastering a distinctive Texas twang (a challenge for the classically-trained Brother Sellers (a fellow Freemason)). Unfortunately, while filming a sequence on The Bomb, Kubrick and Sellers got into an argument and Sellers fell off the bomb, suspended some 20 feet into the air, breaking his ankle.

Because Sellers was unable to complete his parts as Major Kong (which also entailed moving around the cramped B-52 cockpit mockup), the part was recast for Slim Pickens. Slim wasn't even a Texas native, but he sure looked and acted the part like he was born on the south side of the Red River and west of the 100th meridian,wearing a 10-gallon cowboy hat and a fringed Western-cut jacket with cowboy boots. No need for voice lessons here...

10-15-2001, 11:06 PM

This is funny

AlphaSigOU · 10-16-2001, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sentinel Chicken
Colonel Batguano was my childhood idol.

(Gp. Capt. Mandrake: Now, look Colonel Batguano...if that really is your name...")

"You wanna know what I think?" (Gp. Capt. Mandrake: "Yes!") "I think you're some kind of deviated prevert... I think General Ripper found about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts! Now move!"

"You try any preversions and I'll blow your head off!

"Okay... I'm gonna get your money to you... but if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? (Gp. Capt. Mandrake: "What?") You're gonna hafta answer to the Coca-Cola Company."

10-13-2001, 12:29 PM	#1
ptolbert Insane Collector Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Waco/Woodway, Tx Age: 22 Posts: 1,205	To my fellow hill people Everything seems to be back to normal after those dang-namit tornados came through here last night. Busted up my radio show. __________________ Ptolbert Long Live N615DL!!!!! ------------------------------ One World United together fighting poverty, social injustice, and foreign Domination of Industries, and just plain dumb people.

10-13-2001, 04:50 PM	#3
Sentinel Chicken Go-Getters Go Ozark Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: DFW/THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS Posts: 4,167	Yessss! "I am Lothar of the Hill People! Much have I have seen, and much have I done, for I am Lothar of the Hill People!" "You know, I will do battle with my woman, and lose. I will do battle with my woman, and win.. and yet, I still lose! And I am supposed to feel great sorrow for her! I swear, by Zeena's teats, if I hand her advantage on the field of war, I would be a god." Man, that was 1990. Sht I'm getting old. Who remembers the following quotes from SNL? "...whom I've seen naked!" "She's chopping broccoli" "You look mahvelous" "So sassy!" "But your a s s doesn't smell..." __________________ Piss on noise abatement!* Last edited by Sentinel Chicken; 10-14-2001 at 12:28 AM.

10-13-2001, 09:54 PM	#4
ANTHONY F DUVA JR ^~.. Maximum R & B ..~^ Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Land of a thousand dances Posts: 3,057	"Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, no coke, pepsi" "I'm just a dolphin, ma'am." "Isn't that special?" "Kiwi kiwi kiwi gotcha gotcha kiwi kiwi kiwi" "I'm the President of the United States and you're not." __________________ FLY DUVA AIR's LUXURIOUS, DOUBLE-DECK BOEING "STRATO" CLIPPER !

10-13-2001, 10:47 PM	#5
Gunship01 Lufthansa Skyshark Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Diego Age: 45 Posts: 1,400	"This world is strange and frightens me, for your honor, I'm just a cave man". SNL rocks. Why did my honey Ms. Oteri leave? __________________ Now where's that 747-400 club? More Lufthansa and Virgin Atlantic 744s!! By all that is holy.... MORE JET BLUE AND US AIRWAYS(NC)!!

10-14-2001, 10:48 AM	#6
ptolbert Insane Collector Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Waco/Woodway, Tx Age: 22 Posts: 1,205	she left to do her own TV show which got cancled after its pilot showed. __________________ Ptolbert Long Live N615DL!!!!! ------------------------------ One World United together fighting poverty, social injustice, and foreign Domination of Industries, and just plain dumb people.

10-13-2001, 01:05 PM	#2
ltu1542hvy Master Collector Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Durham, North Carolina Age: 42 Posts: 738	Lothar, of the hill people... (anybody remember that from really old Saturday Night Live?) - Bill

10-14-2001, 01:12 PM	#7
ltu1542hvy Master Collector Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Durham, North Carolina Age: 42 Posts: 738	For the private moments, when you cannot bear to be apart - The Love Toilet... Introducing new Super Colon Blow... We're talking 2-PLY, baby! Now, isn't that special? (OK, somebody already mentioned that) And this is on Sprockets vere ve dance (cue in Kraftwerk's Electric Cafe at about 4 times normal speed) - Bill

10-14-2001, 07:38 PM	#8
Sentinel Chicken Go-Getters Go Ozark Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: DFW/THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS Posts: 4,167	Touch my monkey, TOUCH HIM! And if you really want to date yourself, I watched Tron again last night on cable. 1982. That's before some forum members were even born. And yes, I did play the video game. Light cycles rock! __________________ *Piss on noise abatement!*

10-14-2001, 07:58 PM	#9
ContinentalCrew Master Collector Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The Place So Nice they named it twice...NYC, NY Posts: 834	Getting old....I'm sorry, the best of SNL was when Belushi did the Samurai Deli, Samurai Tailor or Samurai Pizza! __________________ LET'S GO ORANGE!!!

10-14-2001, 11:30 PM	#11
tdh8192 Complete Wacko! Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,239	No more SNL? OK, something different, then: "Where have you been, soldier?" "Training, Sir." "What kind of training?" "Army training, Sir." "Where's your drill sargeant?" "Blowed up, Sir." "Am I to understand you completed your training without your drill sargeant?" "That's the fact, jack!" __________________ - Tom

10-14-2001, 11:50 PM	#12
Sentinel Chicken Go-Getters Go Ozark Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: DFW/THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS Posts: 4,167	Uncle Hulka? And for Marc, beware of the Land Shark. __________________ *Piss on noise abatement!*

10-15-2001, 12:51 AM	#13
ltu1542hvy Master Collector Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Durham, North Carolina Age: 42 Posts: 738	Unfortunately those Belushi Samuri skits were before my time (at least before I started watching SNL). I do remember seeing TRON, when it first came out! Those computer-generated graphics were the coolest thing ever back in the day, but now look oh so dated! Now, y'all remember this one? Fluridation of water is the biggest commie plot ever hatched! I drink only rain water and pure grain alcohol. ... We must preserve the purity of our precious bodily fluids. ... I go out with women, but deny them my essence. Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the war room! (I wish I remembered the entire quote of Slim Pickens reading the contents of the emergency survival kit! It's a classic!! Also, notice a VERY YOUNG James Earl Jones towards the end of that movie) That has GOT TO BE one of my favorite movies of all times! - Bill

10-15-2001, 08:49 AM	#14
Sentinel Chicken Go-Getters Go Ozark Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: DFW/THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS Posts: 4,167	Colonel Batguano was my childhood idol. __________________ *Piss on noise abatement!*

10-15-2001, 03:07 PM	#17
ltu1542hvy Master Collector Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Durham, North Carolina Age: 42 Posts: 738	After posting my previous message last night, I popped my Dr. Strangelove DVD into my computer and stayed up waaayyy past my bedtime watching it again. Thanks for all those quotes!!! - Bill

10-15-2001, 05:45 PM	#18
Forrest Tohill Master Collector Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Dallas, Texas, USA Age: 50 Posts: 713	Jane, you ignorant slut. We're two wild and crazy guys. (Yes) Land Shark. Pizza man. Mieps, mieps. (sp?)

10-15-2001, 11:06 PM	#20
Romania is #1 Guest Posts: n/a	This is funny

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