2cano-Line

Und ja, it seems ve habben se image problem mit der kompliant kollectoren. Zome of you dumkopfs have been bad-mouthing our gut name, to use a slang phrase from der Englisch. Und ze rest of you listen to zis verbal garbage und our sales are falling faster zan tourism to France. Ve at When Pigs Fly Modells habben ze nicht love for ze frogs either but ve are koncerned about our profits. So after ze long discussion mit der WPFM board of direktors ve habben decided to change our name. Ve kannot come to a name agreeable to all, zo ve habben decided to let you, der dumkopf kompliant kollectors, to pick our new name. Please selekt from ze choices above and ze winning name vill be adopted. Or please posten a name of your choice, danka you schwein. Send us your credit card information so zat ve know your vote vas serious. Gut day, dumkopfs.

I vill be back later to check on ze results.

Master Bader

P.S. Herr Nick Eberhard kannot vote in zis poll - he has been a meanie to us recently und ve nicht like zat dumkopf any longer.

geminiman

I voted for your mom..lol

Spider-man

I voted for screwcano as you have screwed up on every model that has come out! Very stupid mistakes too such as the KLM. How is it possible you but two completely different cities on the plane?

Jim McDonald

Whoever you are with so much time on your hands, TOO funny!

N. Eberhard

Oh yeah? Well I voted anyways.....

ThomasM

Wie Gehts, Herr Master Bader.....

This kraut really cracked me up today I was on the floor in stiches for at least 5 minutes after reading his brain washing diatribe, some of my co-workers thought I had completly lost it.

We need to see some more posts like this from Herr Bader.

Thomas

Chansen

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JOHN JOHNSON

Aerotucano?

AK and you will make a nice-lookin couple!



ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

richie154

sounds like some swiss airline's mexican affiliate. anyway Herr Bader, im gonna vote for screwcano. they do find a way to screw up just about every model they make (i say "just about" because i havent seen all photos...wait my monitor sucks anyway)

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Private Multi Engine: 05/09/2008
The more things change, the more Mesa still sucks.

convair 580

AGAIN!

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ANTHONY F DUVA JR

Well, for instance, you could call them one of these snappy and creative names:

Dyna-Flites
Schabak
Happy Landings
Sky Pilot
Super Wings
Sky Wings
Mini-Planes
Hot Wings
Super Flites
Sky Flites
Tailwinds
Painted Winged Metal Lumps

etc ... etc ... etc

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aklein707

I'll stick with Tucriminal, which sums it up best.

daryl_chapman

People just hate Tucano, how are they still in business??

JOHN JOHNSON

That white long beard guy name Noah have been preachin' us that Tucano are criminals. Several retailers and collectors have reported that their credit card(s) was charged for that they have not received a model? Look around this site and you will get plenty of repeating history all over again.

This explane how they are still in business.

Hey, Here the flooding coming!

Get in that Shipt!

nutsXplanes

C.I.A.
Remember, they had other bad people in their payroll......dirty business they run!!!!

.....hey sir nice glasses!!!.........wait, I was just kidding......how about the fifth.......miranda? ......o schieets