TexAV8R

* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.

* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

* Airplanes expect to be tied down.

* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

* Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

* However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

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MarinerOne

How about:

"Airplanes don't complain if you have an early arrival or experience a delayed departure"?

European Collector

Hahaha... just laughing my a** off! good points, and actually some of them sound quite convincing...

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airplanenut5588

this is hilarious... and completely true

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Mastershake747

! A nice break from the normal routine. Don't forget planes don't care if you stay out late with the usual "gang"

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N708DN

How about this one Airplanes don't always have to be skinny to look good

A Tupolev

Is this a problem with your airline M1.

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MarinerOne

No ... I'm "on time" every time ...

jonatan47

can you talk about your "senior moments" in another place

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A Tupolev

I'm sure M1 is referring to sex, not his bowl movements.

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jonatan47

I know he refers to sex, I ment that dont talk about of how his "arrivals" are

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A Tupolev

Sorry, maybe women aren't you thing.

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Gargle Jus

Lol! Hilarious! And all so true!!!

From what I've heard, women love it when you can do late departures, but not so much when you have early ones all the time. Hopefully I interpreted your analogy correctly.

I've also heard that women love taxiing for long periods of time before the big flight! But we pilots however usually just prefer to just get to the runway and get up in the air as soon as possible!

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DC8-dude

And land ASAP also

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Gargle Jus

Lol, we try not to, but sometimes you know... We're excited to go hang out with our friends after so we throttle up and we're there before you know it! Gotta remember to keep all the parts well lubricated to prevent damage from flying on high power for long periods of time too!

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jonatan47

if you only knew...

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threeholenut

lets not forget that airplanes don't rant on and on about their day or the fact that airplanes can never take you on long shopping trips!