Mike Mather

On the lighter side......

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane
mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they
had nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something
to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz.You wanna try it?"
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch
and got completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes
up and is surprised how good he feels. In fact he feels great,
no hangover, no bad side effects.
Nothing at all.
Then the phone rings...its Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No......"
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX now.

AAMD11

very interesting

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A mi no me importas tu ni veinte como tu, yo sigo siempre en el goce...El del ritmo no eras tu