LA passenger wields shoe, halts Southwest flight

Travelin' Man · 01-08-2002, 04:36 PM

DALLAS, Jan. 8 — A Southwest Airlines (NYSE:LUV)passenger struck a flight attendant with his shoe and unlocked the plane's rear door before being overpowered by other passengers, the airline said on Tuesday.

I wonder if you can take your shoes off on a flight ever again?

AlphaSigOU · 01-08-2002, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Travelin' Man
I wonder if you can take your shoes off on a flight ever again?

Probably, if you don't suffer from R.F.O. (Raunchy Foot Odor), which might be considered a deadly weapon!

But try to pick up a shoe in an airplane... you'll spend the next thirty-to-life at Supermax! (the super maximum fed penitentiary in Colorado).

Travelin' Man · 01-08-2002, 10:13 PM

Supermax - That is where Craig Hanson works.

DavidMich · 01-11-2002, 01:54 PM

wrong! R.F.O is classified under germ warfare.

Chansen · 01-11-2002, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Travelin' Man
Supermax - That is where Craig Hanson works.

Must be another person my last name isn't spelled that way!
No but I hear that the "Blues Brothers" put a gig on there now from time to time!

IFTNFS · 01-13-2002, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Travelin' Man
DALLAS, Jan. 8 — A Southwest Airlines (NYSE:LUV)passenger struck a flight attendant with his shoe and unlocked the plane's rear door before being overpowered by other passengers, the airline said on Tuesday.

As he was being taken away, I bet he really felt like a heel!

File this thread under: "Why the Stupid Shouldn't Fly, Part ???"

Rick

Sentinel Chicken · 01-13-2002, 12:51 AM

An airline pilot I know came to the office the other day and I asked him if he'd met any sky marshals who would be on his flight. To this he responed, "Doc, the way things are now, each time I take off I have a cabinful of sky marshals!"

b737gearboy · 01-13-2002, 12:31 PM

Maybe he had a phone in the shoe like Maxwell Smart.

01-08-2002, 04:36 PM	#1
Travelin' Man Insane Collector Join Date: May 2000 Location: Aspen USA!!! Posts: 1,919	LA passenger wields shoe, halts Southwest flight DALLAS, Jan. 8 — A Southwest Airlines (NYSE:LUV)passenger struck a flight attendant with his shoe and unlocked the plane's rear door before being overpowered by other passengers, the airline said on Tuesday. I wonder if you can take your shoes off on a flight ever again?

01-11-2002, 01:54 PM	#4
DavidMich Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Back in MCO! Posts: 3,626	wrong! R.F.O is classified under germ warfare. __________________ "So if man is 5, and the devil is 6, then that must make me 7,,,this honky's gone to heaven!"

01-13-2002, 12:51 AM	#7
Sentinel Chicken Go-Getters Go Ozark Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: DFW/THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS Posts: 4,167	An airline pilot I know came to the office the other day and I asked him if he'd met any sky marshals who would be on his flight. To this he responed, "Doc, the way things are now, each time I take off I have a cabinful of sky marshals!" __________________ *Piss on noise abatement!*

01-13-2002, 12:31 PM	#8
b737gearboy Senior Collector Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: KMHT Age: 40 Posts: 248	Maybe he had a phone in the shoe like Maxwell Smart. __________________ GO BUCKEYES!!!! NATIONAL CHAMPS!! O----H----I----O

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01-08-2002, 10:13 PM	#3
Travelin' Man Insane Collector Join Date: May 2000 Location: Aspen USA!!! Posts: 1,919	Supermax - That is where Craig Hanson works.