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me737 · 12-23-2001, 12:23 PM

This thread is one big joke.

Eye test

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Scott · 12-24-2001, 12:54 AM

5.5 inches "large"?? Hmmmm, just don't know. Doc, we need your anatomical expertise.

Sentinel Chicken · 12-24-2001, 01:04 AM

Sorry, Scott, I'm not a PENIS guy. From an anatomical sense, though, it's not the size of the aircraft that matters, it's whether it's at the gate long enough for all the passengers to disembark. There are of course "passenger quality" issues, but that's a whole 'nuther subject.

And as for a cargo division of the new airline, this is exciting news. Think of the places they could take your package!

AlphaSigOU · 12-24-2001, 12:49 PM

Doc,

You are a cunning linguist! Got me rolling on the floor with all these references to Cunnilingus... guess Air Fellatio isn't too far behind!

Continentalboy · 12-24-2001, 02:04 PM

to everyone !
when i post a question I expect answers
not jokes like the ones chicken work guy makes
if you have a joke you thing you should post just shutup!
Ptolbert do you lnow the answers to thoses questions
and EVRYONE I MEAN ANSWERS NOT STUPID JOKES

ZX1100F1 · 12-24-2001, 04:19 PM

We've all heard the phrase "there is no such thing as a stupid question"
Whoever said that couldnt have been wronger.

P.S
I heard that: Phillip McKraken was just named Head of Customer Service for CLA, can anyone confirm this?

Sentinel Chicken · 12-24-2001, 06:25 PM

Hey look here, Continentalboy, you had questions and I provided answers. If you know what the answers regarding Cunnilingus are, then why ask? Correct me if I'm wrong, but you WERE asking about Cunnilingus, right?

If you don't think my answers regarding this new airline are right, then perhaps you should try some research of your own. You might be surprised what you experience in learning all there is to know about Cunnilingus.

Maybe you can help me out here- what are your SPECIFIC questions about Cunnilingus?

AlphaSigOU · 12-24-2001, 10:48 PM

My suggestion... invite Local #69 of the International Brotherhood of Muff Divers to represent the employees! Their motto: "No muff too tuff -- we dive at five!" Can't have management take all of Cunnilingus to itself!

IFTNFS · 12-24-2001, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZX1100F1
P.S
I heard that: Phillip McKraken was just named Head of Customer Service for CLA, can anyone confirm this?

That's right, Dave. I also heard today that Heywood Jabloamie will be in charge of Human Resources for Cunnilingus.

Reportedly, the stock symbol for the new airline will be CNT. Can anyone confirm?

Rick

tdh8192 · 12-25-2001, 01:24 AM

ContinentalBoy is right - what we need here are solid, well-thought out answers!

Let's recap, shall we?

Cunnilingus Airlines, NYSE stock symbol CNT.

Phil Ashio, CEO
Mike Hunt, CFO
Heywood Jabloamie, Human Resources
Phillip McKraken, Customer Service

Contract cargo work for Norfolk & Waypal.

Moose · 12-25-2001, 02:33 AM

HOLY *****!!!! THIS IS SO PHUCKING HILARIOUS. OUT OF HAND BUT HILARIOUS NONE THE LESS. WOW. WHAT A GROUP. JUST IMAGINE ALL OF US TOGETHER OUT ONE NIGHT. NO SHAVING CREAM PLEASE.

AlphaSigOU · 12-25-2001, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tdh8192
ContinentalBoy is right - what we need here are solid, well-thought out answers!

Let's recap, shall we?

Cunnilingus Airlines, NYSE stock symbol CNT.

Phil Ashio, CEO
Mike Hunt, CFO
Heywood Jabloamie, Human Resources
Phillip McKraken, Customer Service

Contract cargo work for Norfolk & Waypal.

Hey... don't forget these other guys:

Hugh G. Rection - Director of Operations
Myles Long - Chief Pilot
Connie Lindquist - Director of In-Flight Service

Anyone else I miss?

tdh8192 · 12-25-2001, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by AlphaSigOU
Hey... don't forget these other guys:...

Thank you, Sir! My mistake in over-looking these critical folks.

Moose,
I assume many, if not all, of us will be in attendance at AI2002? Ha! They have no idea how much trouble they're going to be in when this crowd shows up!

AlphaSigOU · 12-26-2001, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by tdh8192
...I assume many, if not all, of us will be in attendance at AI2002? Ha! They have no idea how much trouble they're going to be in when this crowd shows up!

Tell 'em Houstonians living near IAH to lock their doors and run to the hills when AI 2002 rolls around... cause when this group of guys gets together, NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!

Crownvic... bring a case of 'Rabid Shave' with you! By the time AI 2002 is over with there'll be a new legend along the lines of the Loch Ness Monster -- the DA.C Shaving Cream Monster!

Tony Sepanski · 12-27-2001, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlphaSigOU
Hey... don't forget these other guys:

Hugh G. Rection - Director of Operations
Myles Long - Chief Pilot
Connie Lindquist - Director of In-Flight Service

Anyone else I miss?

Mr. Craven Moorehead has been named the Chief Information Officer. I read this today in the Wall Street Journal when I was looking up their stock ticker (CNT).

Cadavre on a stick · 12-28-2001, 03:00 PM

I just read that Emanual Labor will lead the Union of the maintanence workers and A.P. mechanics.

Sentinel Chicken · 12-28-2001, 07:09 PM

Hey Continentalboy, are you getting all of this down? You just feel free to ask if there are any areas about Cunnilingus that are still confusing to you, you know, like the proper slots, corporate heads, market penetration, that sort of stuff.

IFTNFS · 12-29-2001, 05:40 AM

Can anybody elaborate on Cunnilingus's route plans? I've heard they've thought of operating different, unique routes to extend the climax of their business season... routes that are often hard to find on other airlines.

Rick

Cadavre on a stick · 12-29-2001, 05:51 PM

Hey Rick, I heard they are going to serve the bush areas. Can anyone confirm this?

AlphaSigOU · 12-29-2001, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cadavre on a stick
Hey Rick, I heard they are going to serve the bush areas. Can anyone confirm this?

Their proposed headquarters would be at Houston George BUSH Intercontinental Airport.

And some additional services to College Station, Texas, there the BUSH library is located, carefully skirting the prohibited area surrounding Crawford/Waco, where the BUSH ranch is, and flying over sections of North Dallas, where the President George BUSH Turnpike is.

Long distance service to the Alaskan BUSH and the beer served on board is BUSCH (The h*ll with your mountains, show us your BUSCH!)

Any other BUSH areas I missed?

me737 · 12-29-2001, 09:39 PM

What about the bush at the end of the runway?

AlphaSigOU · 12-30-2001, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by me737
What about the bush at the end of the runway?

Whoops... forgot 'bout that!

me737 · 12-30-2001, 12:32 PM

They also do flights to Busch gardens with the worlds smallest plane.

Continentalboy · 12-30-2001, 09:59 PM

everyone who replied to this post execpt me and ptolbert is very stupid
not knowing
and not knowing how to answer the question
and anyone who make rude or very harsh coments i will report you
this goes to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i rest my case!!!!!!!

12-23-2001, 12:23 PM	#51
me737 Insane Collector Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Albuquerque New Mexico, Green Chili Cheeseburger capitol of the world! Posts: 1,002	This thread is one big joke. Eye test U R A Butt __________________ Instant message me if you want. If you don't then okay, it doesn't hurt me. AOL& MSN handle Jetsetter737. I want more planes. No, more than that. I still want more.

12-24-2001, 12:54 AM	#52
Scott Insane Collector Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Escondido, Ca. USA Age: 50 Posts: 2,763	5.5 inches "large"?? Hmmmm, just don't know. Doc, we need your anatomical expertise. __________________ Fly the Friendly Skies of United uniTED takes wing Feb 12, 2004

12-24-2001, 01:04 AM	#53
Sentinel Chicken Go-Getters Go Ozark Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: DFW/THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS Posts: 4,167	Sorry, Scott, I'm not a PENIS guy. From an anatomical sense, though, it's not the size of the aircraft that matters, it's whether it's at the gate long enough for all the passengers to disembark. There are of course "passenger quality" issues, but that's a whole 'nuther subject. And as for a cargo division of the new airline, this is exciting news. Think of the places they could take your package! __________________ *Piss on noise abatement!*

12-24-2001, 12:49 PM	#54
AlphaSigOU Insane Collector Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Wylie, Texas Age: 44 Posts: 1,419	Doc, You are a cunning linguist! Got me rolling on the floor with all these references to Cunnilingus... guess Air Fellatio isn't too far behind! __________________ *Chuck Corway (AlphaSigOU)* *Causa latet vis est notissima* -- the cause is hidden, the results are well known. James Bond: "I'll take the full odds on the ten, two hundred on the hard way, the limit on all the numbers, two hundred and fifty on the eleven, thank you very much." Plenty O'Toole: "Hey! You've played this game before!" James Bond: "Just once." *REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR!!! REMEMBER SEPTEMBER 11!!!!*

12-24-2001, 02:04 PM	#55
Continentalboy Senior Collector Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 306	to everyone ! when i post a question I expect answers not jokes like the ones chicken work guy makes if you have a joke you thing you should post just shutup! Ptolbert do you lnow the answers to thoses questions and EVRYONE I MEAN ANSWERS NOT STUPID JOKES __________________ HEllo

12-24-2001, 04:19 PM	#56
ZX1100F1 Buford T. Justice Join Date: Sep 1999 Posts: 2,004	You asked for it, you got it! We've all heard the phrase "there is no such thing as a stupid question" Whoever said that couldnt have been wronger. P.S I heard that: Phillip McKraken was just named Head of Customer Service for CLA, can anyone confirm this?

12-24-2001, 06:25 PM	#57
Sentinel Chicken Go-Getters Go Ozark Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: DFW/THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS Posts: 4,167	Hey look here, Continentalboy, you had questions and I provided answers. If you know what the answers regarding Cunnilingus are, then why ask? Correct me if I'm wrong, but you WERE asking about Cunnilingus, right? If you don't think my answers regarding this new airline are right, then perhaps you should try some research of your own. You might be surprised what you experience in learning all there is to know about Cunnilingus. Maybe you can help me out here- what are your SPECIFIC questions about Cunnilingus? __________________ *Piss on noise abatement!*

12-24-2001, 10:48 PM	#58
AlphaSigOU Insane Collector Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Wylie, Texas Age: 44 Posts: 1,419	Now which union will represent Cunnilingus employees? My suggestion... invite Local #69 of the International Brotherhood of Muff Divers to represent the employees! Their motto: "No muff too tuff -- we dive at five!" Can't have management take all of Cunnilingus to itself! __________________ *Chuck Corway (AlphaSigOU)* *Causa latet vis est notissima* -- the cause is hidden, the results are well known. James Bond: "I'll take the full odds on the ten, two hundred on the hard way, the limit on all the numbers, two hundred and fifty on the eleven, thank you very much." Plenty O'Toole: "Hey! You've played this game before!" James Bond: "Just once." *REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR!!! REMEMBER SEPTEMBER 11!!!!*

12-25-2001, 01:24 AM	#60
tdh8192 Mmmm... pep'roni pizza Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,241	ContinentalBoy is right - what we need here are solid, well-thought out answers! Let's recap, shall we? Cunnilingus Airlines, NYSE stock symbol CNT. Phil Ashio, CEO Mike Hunt, CFO Heywood Jabloamie, Human Resources Phillip McKraken, Customer Service Contract cargo work for Norfolk & Waypal. __________________ - Tom Last edited by tdh8192; 12-25-2001 at 01:37 AM.

12-25-2001, 02:33 AM	#61
Moose Insane Collector Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: North Brunswick, NJ, USA Posts: 1,369	HOLY *****!!!! THIS IS SO PHUCKING HILARIOUS. OUT OF HAND BUT HILARIOUS NONE THE LESS. WOW. WHAT A GROUP. JUST IMAGINE ALL OF US TOGETHER OUT ONE NIGHT. NO SHAVING CREAM PLEASE. __________________ Model Aircraft Manufacturer Body Guard for Hire!

12-28-2001, 03:00 PM	#66
Cadavre on a stick Master Collector Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Sin Jose, Ca. USA Posts: 632	I just read that Emanual Labor will lead the Union of the maintanence workers and A.P. mechanics.

12-28-2001, 07:09 PM	#67
Sentinel Chicken Go-Getters Go Ozark Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: DFW/THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS Posts: 4,167	Hey Continentalboy, are you getting all of this down? You just feel free to ask if there are any areas about Cunnilingus that are still confusing to you, you know, like the proper slots, corporate heads, market penetration, that sort of stuff. __________________ *Piss on noise abatement!*

12-29-2001, 05:40 AM	#68
IFTNFS Senior Collector Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Harwich, MA, USA Age: 27 Posts: 427	Can anybody elaborate on Cunnilingus's route plans? I've heard they've thought of operating different, unique routes to extend the climax of their business season... routes that are often hard to find on other airlines. Rick

12-29-2001, 05:51 PM	#69
Cadavre on a stick Master Collector Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Sin Jose, Ca. USA Posts: 632	Hey Rick, I heard they are going to serve the bush areas. Can anyone confirm this?

12-29-2001, 09:39 PM	#71
me737 Insane Collector Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Albuquerque New Mexico, Green Chili Cheeseburger capitol of the world! Posts: 1,002	What about the bush at the end of the runway? __________________ Instant message me if you want. If you don't then okay, it doesn't hurt me. AOL& MSN handle Jetsetter737. I want more planes. No, more than that. I still want more.

12-30-2001, 12:32 PM	#73
me737 Insane Collector Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Albuquerque New Mexico, Green Chili Cheeseburger capitol of the world! Posts: 1,002	They also do flights to Busch gardens with the worlds smallest plane. __________________ Instant message me if you want. If you don't then okay, it doesn't hurt me. AOL& MSN handle Jetsetter737. I want more planes. No, more than that. I still want more.

12-30-2001, 09:59 PM	#74
Continentalboy Senior Collector Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 306	everyone who replied to this post execpt me and ptolbert is very stupid not knowing and not knowing how to answer the question and anyone who make rude or very harsh coments i will report you this goes to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i rest my case!!!!!!! __________________ HEllo